I know it is a little late to say...

But I am really very sad to see Patrick Swayze go. He was SUCH a genuine and fun person who loved life, and he loved his wife just as much. Tonight I watched the Barbara Walter's special that aired a while back where he and his wife were interviewed about what he has gone through and how much he wanted to fight his cancer. It was all very touching. He had been in love with his wife since he first saw her after taking a dancing class at her mom's studio when he was 18. They were married for 34 years, which seems unheard of in Hollywood. They truly seemed to love each other, and I don't even want to think of loosing your soul mate that way. Patrick Swayze was a totally underrated actor who brought it to EVERY single movie he was in. Outsiders, Pointbreak, Rodehouse, Ghost, Dirty Dancing, To Wong Foo Thanks For Everything Julie Newmar, Donnie Darko, THE CHIPPENDALES SKIT WITH CHRIS FARLEY ON SNL?!?!?!!? He was great in everything. It's like he could take a terrible movie and make it awesome because he really was a talented actor. So I will really miss you, Patrick Swayze. I enjoyed you in every movie I saw you in, and I can't say that for many people. You'll be missed Cowboy.

lemme holla at'cha

I know, I know. I'm engaged, but I'M NOT DEAD! The newest celebrity crush on my long long list is the one and only Eli Roth. I am fairly certain God made him for me. I saw Inglorious Basterds, and I basically discovered something that was just lying dormant in me all along - a burning love for this beautiful jewish man. He is pretty much the best horror director around. I mean shit, no one will top Cabin Fever as far as I'm concerned. He made it for nothing, made sure everyone got paid before him (he is still not seeing any money from it to this day), made Hostel!!!, has a jaw line sculpted by Jesus Christ himself, and the weird humor that makes me weak in the knees. He is known for being a super nice dude, on top of all that. I mean, I could go on and on about all the bad ass stuff that is Eli Roth, but I will spare you and just let you look that shit up on wikipedia or something. Let's all take a moment to relish in one of his best cameo's in Cabin Fever:



I pour this one out for you, Eli. You seem like you might be a little crazy, and I like that. I leave you with a glimpse into my dreams:

RIP you robot angel

Dominick Dunne died today. He had bladder cancer, and was 83. This baller had a KILLER show on tru tv (aka my life) called Trial & Arrest where he would tell the story of some kind of intense high profile murder case. He was a writer, a journalist, and a forreal g. He did kind of look like a robot sitting at that table narrating his show, but I loved him for that. I could always depend on him to shoot it to me straight, not to mention he swag was always on. Those glasses were awesome. So here's to you, Dominick. Forensic Friday will never be the same. This weekend I pour one out for you.

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Usually I totally hate to watch anyone get rich quick... especially when I don't get a cut, but antiques roadshow is my jam. I LOVE LOVE LOVE seeing people's faces when they tell them they hit it big, and I love it even more when the cocky douches who think their junk is gonna make them ballers only to find out it isn't worth SQUAT. This is like reality television for thrift store junkies (guilty!). LOVE it.

Anyway, watch this shit. I totally cried like the PMS ridden girl girl girl that I am when I watched this little old man get his blankie appraised for the first time. It is the perfect case of hoping for the best, expecting the worst, probably deserving the best, and well, JUST WATCH AND DIE!!!

Say it to my motha f-in face!

Why is this girl not my new best friend? Seriously, she is here to do work! If you got a problem, hit her up on her myspace. Also - it sounds like she might have a head cold.