coincidence? nope

This morning I was watching Saved by the Bell as I was getting ready for work, and it was the episode where kelly and zach break up at the costume dance/prom? and slater and jessie were totally singing "how am i suppose to live without you" in the background!!! so emotional. Anyway, I just checked dlisted and THIS IS THE COVER OF PEOPLE MAGAZINE!!!:


I don't think that is a coincidence. I think kelly and zach are going to get back together. fast forward to me hitting the doors at quitting time and snagging this gem off the magazine shelf. and i am glad screech isn't on the cover. he is STILL a douche bag.

i wish i had thought of this

but i am glad someone did it. just check it out.

is.this.happening.

okay, i have gone blog crazy tonight, but this just came on t.v. while i was watching the end of return of the living dead... no joke...




i actually said out loud in my room, alone mind you, "oh my god is this really happening right now???" i hope i'm not alone on this one...

are you super bored and hormonal too?

then just go ahead and watch the episode of 16 and pregnant where catelynn gives up her little girl for adoption. i don't even wanna go into it because i am too busy reevaluating everything about my life right now.

http://www.mtv.com/videos/16-and-pregnant-ep6-catelynn/1615511/playlist.jhtml

tell me whoooooz watchin'

So, I am basically obsessed with "The Money You Could Be Saving If You Switched To Geico" commercials. I dunno why, but every single time the commercial comes on I laugh/jam to the song. I mean, just watch the guy's face at the end after he sees that it's the money he could be saving:



I love it. But the best one is the guy on the airplane that looks like a jilted lover when he sees that money staring him down from across the isle. I WISH I could have found it, but if you ever find yourself watching and it happens to come on, give it a chance. You'll love it too, or else we need to reevaluate our friendship.

Also, during my search for said commercial, I came across one of my FAVORITE commercial from back in the day:



Does Geico have some kind of commercial genius working for them or something??? Or am I so out of touch that I am finding things hilarious that I have no business laughing at? I wish more than anything that Tiny House was a real show. I would tivo the hell out of it. I mean, it could work!!! whatever, it's funny and I could look up geico commercial all day. leave me alone about it. I'll just leave you with this:

do florals make you look thinner?

I am trying to get more floral prints into my life. I am toying with the idea of getting some patterns, but it has been FOREVER since I have had any pattern experience. I need someone to show me? Anyway, I always come across really tight material and I immediately get bummed cause I don't even know how to make something basic.

i also need to admit that i am watching chelsea lately right now, and i am not proud of that, but she can be kind of funny sometimes. it's kind of like watching a drunk aunt or something. anyway, they just showed a commercial on where to get chelsea lately merchandise?! what? who is seriously sporting some CL swag? obviously a slow saturday night. gonna go watch some tru tv.

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY

Here is what is happening: ENTOURAGE premier (i bet it kind of sucks... but i hope it's good)/TRUE BLOOD/Daisy of Love is back!!!!! two days. i am such a freak.

simply dilicous

So, the other day I made myself a couple of peanut butter folded over sammies (extra crunch cause I gotta grind as hard as possible these days) and cut up a peach. it was so good that I am now blogging about it. I don't know what it is, but peaches are taking my summer to new heights of awesome. add a peanut butter sandwich to that and you have a meal i call f-ing tas-tay. I suggest you pair the two for yourself and see what I mean. on a side note - it is almost impossible to find a picture of a peanut butter sandwich that isn't disgusting looking. anyway, I am also interested in trying peanut butter and bacon. I was told about this fabled sandwich, and it was described as outrageous good. I watched a special on bacon the other night on food network, and obvs it got me thinking!!! I bet it's good.

also, my thighs are telling me no, but my stomach is insisting that I have one of these:

WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW. Every year I tell myself, just one box, Rachel. Be strong. So I hide tagalongs in the house so I won't eat them all in one sitting, but I feel like such a secret fattie for it. So secrets out- This is my favorite cookie of all time and I don't even know what to do with this new masterpiece. I feel like it might send me into a coma cause it is gonna be so good? also on a sidenote, I seriously thought these cookies were called talladegas til I was like, 14? 15 even? I actually referred to them as such, and got cold busted by my mom who was all, "uhh it is tagalongs, rach." all I heard was, "did i give birth to a re re?" I mean, how does one even come up with something like that?? talladegas? yikes.


And if you are reading this Brynney - I am sorry girl. I think about you every time i taste peanut butter, and I enjoy it double for the both of us.

go on girl!

check out local honey's blog. shea has a badass shop here in nashville, and she also gets her fashion blog on. my orange antique mall dress on it from last night. obviously she has great taste:) love it!

http://www.localhoneynashville.blogspot.com/

oh hell no

So, TODAY i came across a beautiful picture of joe jackson, and melted. That girl on the left is yevette. She's British and she has some blog of her and pictures with celebrities... although i don't know how reputable that site is... seeing as how it is claming this midnight stallion is a celebrity. Come on! His FACE IS SO SCARY!!! And he looks like he would stain you if he touched you. I just don't understand how so many strange alien people come from this one family. Anyway, just thought I would share so you too could share my nightmare.

you tell me.

What is the difference here? Because when I saw this picture of courtney love's broke down ass today I seriously seriously seriously thought it was bret michaels of poison AND rock of love fame. COME ON, courtney. You are really struggling, girl. and you aren't looking too awesome yourself, bretty. we all know your bald, so you can take that damn bandanna and wig made from old barbie dolls hair off now. if you just look at him in the face, he kind of looks like jon from jon and kate +8. you know, sad and bloated.

I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEAN MAN?

To me, the fourth of july is the day no one can judge you for anything. it's unamerican. that being said, today i declare my love for donald faison. he is on scrubs (dont judge), and he probably kicks it with zach braff (dont judge!!). i seriously watch the show just to see him. he is the best lines, and the best timing. he ALWAYS makes me laugh, even when the end gets all dumb and fluffy and makes you think about your own behaviors. i turn the channel right about then. but for twenty minutes, donny don is running it. and are you forgetting that he played MURRAY IN CLUELESS?!?!?! "gimmie five dollahs." anytime, don. anytime.

so here's to grills, fireworks, and donald faison. go listen to Webbie feat. Trina "Independent Remix" and remember that all the bad bitch independent girls would be nothing without that declaration of awesomeness. GOD BLESS THE USA!!!

half empty?

Well, the year is officially half over. Can't say I am too sorry to see half of 2009 go, cause it's been a ballbuster of a year thus far, but today is my one year anniversary with cd2 and he sent me some flowers at work. The girls at work probably just think I sent them to myself to try and prove I really do have a boyfriend. Anyway - today is going well and I hope this means that the rest of the year will also be kickass. So here's to you, 2009- your half over and I need a drink.

Side note: this means we are 2 1/2 years away from the end of 2012 a.k.a. end of times. I HOPE WE MAKE IT!!!