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Here is what I wish my life was like on a daily basis:


Why can't real offices be like the TV show? I don't think I'm asking for much.

tryin to scorkie a yorkie

Just tryin to get one of these guys in my life right now. Chris's parent's have three of them. They used to breed them kindof... of course they stop when I want to get at one. We USED to have a seven year old boy who peed on everything... he isn't with us now for that sad reason. But we have a hole in my hearts now and it needs fillin!!! New life mission, get a pup. Oh, what? you wanted to know what I was going to name the lil fella? probs jellybean. jelly for short? there is no love like dog love, and i am seriously considering investing my entire tax return in this creature. just TRY to look at that face above and not weep. try it. BOOYAH!!

LAFAYETTE... BABY!

Oh god. So in like, three short days I watched True Blood, and I am officially conflicted and upset on so many levels. Do I keep going for all of those who haven't watched this mess? Careful with my words here. Look. There is plenty of good stuff in this show, but do NOT give me a JEWEL like Lafayette just to possibly take him away from my pathetic life. This individual made me laugh, cry, PAUSE THE DISC JUST TO CALL SOMEONE TO TELL THEM HOW MUCH I LOVED HIM even!!!!! He turns every possible situation out. It is like if Beyonce, Mariah Carey, Trina, Tu Pac, and Barack Obama had a baby and wanted him to be my best friend in the world. Seriously. I have a list of people that I dream of kicking it with, and this beautiful creature is one of them. This is the kind of individual who always has the right word, pill, or thought to fix your problem. And if anyone even trys to get right with you, don't worry. Lafayette will straight bust on a fool. So tonight, I burn one for you, Lafayette. I love you.