This is a post to honor one of my favorite people - Tiffany "New York" Pollard. First, let me begin with everything this modest angel has been featured in - Flavor Of Love, she made it all the way to the finale and got dumped for Hoopz. Flavor Of Love 2- She got brought back and got dumped AGAIN for Deelishis. Then she got her own spin off, I love New York, where she found love in Tango, but it didn't last. Then she got a second shot at it with I love New York 2, where she fell for Taylor Made, but that toats didn't last either obviously. Then she got the show, New York Goes to Hollywood where she was trying to find an acting job. When that didn't work, VH1 gave her the newest show, New York Goes to Work. This show has brought her back, as far as I am concerned. I mean, duh. It is all fake. But she is so funny and so over the top that I just cannot get enough. Here is the latest quote from the episode I am currenty watching: "I'm about to ring this punk ass billy goat's neck!" And coming up next? She has to artificially inseminate a pig. Yeah.


And don't even get me started on her mom. It is easy to see where New York got her attitude from. So here's to you, Tiffany Pollard. Without you, I would have nothing to watch on VH1 every night of the week. Now I just got to figure out how to make my dream come true of becoming this natural beauty's bff. If you need a good time, go here:

http://tiffanypollard.blogspot.com/2007_05_01_archive.html

I love you not!

Daisy of Love: What is this mess? I mean, usually I find most reality shows on VH1 fairly entertaining, but come on. COME on. Really? I mean, this alleged television show is more fake that Daisy De Le Hoya's nose/lips/bra size/personality. And usually I don't ever really believe any of the feelings on these shows are sincere, but sometimes I can trick myself into believing that each and every person is there for love. Call it the drugs. Call it the horomones.

Basically, even tricking myself is completely impossible with this show. And let me also take this opportunity to state that I have every right to hate on Daisy De La Hoya based strictly on the fact that she has NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS TATTOOS!!!! This is easily the most played out ridiculous choice for a tattoo ever. No, it does not make you cool and/or edgy and/or a goth princess. What? You wanna talk about "The Crow" next, Daisy? Maybe even go to Hot Topic and pick out some sweet studded belts? No ma'am. Let me now present what I think about everytime I see this little muppet:


TRY to tell me girlfriend doesn't look like Janet from the muppets. You know I'm right. And truthfully, I'm going to keep watching the show. I'm a sucker for a trainwreck. I just wish they'd bring weasle back!!! And I quote: "Can I get some Whiskey up in this biiitch?"