suck it, uncle sam!

I got my tax return today, and I actually got a RETURN! I can't believe it, cause I thought I would have to pay about 2 g's I had saved up. So long story short, this lil hood rat is gonna try to go to Europe! I haven't ever been, so now is my chance to make my dreams come true. In celebration, I say we get into some hippy shit cause I have come to terms with this song:

TAKE IT, KENNEDY!



Please excuse the acoustic set instead of the bee girl vid. I couldn't find one that would let me post, bitchy. I don't approve of what you begot, Blind Melon. God save me if I ever have to hear the Panic anytime soon. But you take me there, guys. I want the 90's back, just put away the hemp jewelry.

PSSSSTT!!!!

I haven't been updating the way I should. Don't judge - it just seems like no one even reads these shits. Regardless, I need to document my newest obsession... DOG WHISPERER. oh. muh. god. just look at this unstoppable diva -

I mean, is this man even real? I am pretty sure he is a demon, cause this fool straight up talks with pups. Cesar Millan is his name, and making bad dogs his tricks is his game. He preaches strong energy to control your wild beasts. I like where his head is. He does this little noise and puts those jerks in line... and I am currently convinced it is witchcraft.

I WISH I had him around when our dog thought it was cool to wiz on everything... and I do mean everything. Also, that doggie had bone aggression. Not cool, so he lives with a much more patient woman now.

I digress - Cesar is a pimp. Check out this vid. I mainly chose this due to the dog's name, and his owners' enthusiasm for the breed. Just watch Cesar show these crazies and their dog who's boss. And where can I get her shirt?!?

doin it real big

Watching Terminator for the first time right now. Real time bloggin ya'll. This movie is taking it there in every way possible. If I saw this for the first time in a theater with out knowing anything about it - i would be FREAKING OUT! I mean seriously - what would you do if you knew a terminator with no eyebrows was trying to pop your ass and some other homeless looking dude was all "come with me if you want to live"!?!?! what.would.you.do.

linda hamilton is also doing it REAL REAL big with that poodle hair.

yes, you heard me right... a permanent carnival!!!

So, this weekend me and Chris went to Chattanooga for his birthday. On Saturday, we went to Lake Winnepesaukah... and well, it was heaven. It is like a carnival that is open from mid april til the fall, and it is maybe the best place on earth. If you have seen the movie Adventureland, then you are pretty much familiar with what this place has to offer. It has rollercoasters, haunted houses, bumper cars, every kind of ride that makes you wanna puke, paddle boats, swings, god i could keep going, but I won't cause I know your eyes are just filling with tears knowing you arn't there right now. We road everything... but after the rollercoaster and the ride that spins you every way til you can't hold your head up anymore (for real), I felt like puking PLUS it was 98 degrees outside (shout out to the band 98 degrees... ya'll still doin tha damn thing!!!). Anyway, it was awesome. and Pierrette, the corndogs are UNBELIEVABLE. Next chance I think we need to make a roadtrip! And yes, the above picture really is Lake Winnie. When I die, scatter my ashes on the killer ride Matterhorn. kthanx.

FEEL IT!!!

who said the 90's sucked? as far as I am concerned, YOU ARE AND WILL ALWAYS BE MARKY MARK, k?????? from his pants to dude next to him's weiner pat, i think we found my new desktop!

staturday morning fevah/do

oh also, my saturday mornings are totally ruled by "Car Talk" on NPR. LOVE it. It makes the drive to h-e-double hockey sticks an easier pill to swallow. These guys have a really awesome attitude, and i like setting the pace with shit like that. So go on, girls!


and I just watched the Colbert Report, and Austin Goolsbee was on there talking about how he and Obama are just trying to ball in the USA. check it out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austan_Goolsbee
i mean, he is in the SKULL & BONES SECRET SOCIETY Y'ALLLLL!!!!!!! so so badass. wish i could get in :(

and also p.p.s. - there are like, two different versions of the soup on now? web soup? tosh.o? WTF?? no one gwanna top the soup.

can we make this happen?

When I was a kid, this was what got me out of bed in the morning. I stayed at my grandparent's house a ton, and I am pretty sure Crocodile Mile how my grandma got shit done during the day. She would send me and my bro and/or cousin outside and tell us to go wild. I would get it on and poppin in the back yard with this mess. But any of you who know Crocodile Mile also know it's joys do not come without consequence. If you happen to lay that slide on top of a rock, you can bet you are gonna be bruised that night. NOTHING hurt more than nailing your shin just right on what may as well have been a boulder. But I digress - Crocodile Mile ruled. deal with it.